Parting is Such Tomorrow

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Vice Presidential DebateHasta la vista, friends. Scotch Straight Up is drained. It was a summer thang. Email me if you’re interested in learning about the new blog site (bitsyparker@gmail.com)

8 Responses to “Parting is Such Tomorrow”

  1. The Dol Says:

    just e-mailed you for the link. had to swallow the little bit i threw up in my mouth upon seeing sarah palin.

  2. admin Says:

    Glad I checked this Dol, as I didn’t get that email. The comments on this site don’t always show up. I’ll be super honored to slip you the url of the new site.

    In the meantime, here’s a vain display of the nicest poem ever written about Bitsy. I’m not identifying the author, but if he wants to claim this, please do. It made me catch a tear:

    “Ode to Bitsy”

    I think that I shall never see
    A blogger as adept as Bitsy.

    A blogger in whose hands
    Words are bent like iron bands.

    Her wit flows free and mirth abounds
    Fertilizing our thoughts like coffee grounds.

    Her insight into the human condition
    Rolls from her keyboard with erudition.

    Her blogs are penned with skill and care
    To illuminate the wisdom there.

    Poems are made by fools like me
    But godlike few can blog like Bitsy.

  3. Tina Says:

    Dear Bitsy,

    Please tell me about the new blog site.

    T

  4. Shelly in Austin Says:

    I’ll email you for the link. I am inspired by the poem, but only clever enough myself for a limerick:
    There was a wry blogger named Bitsy,
    Whose posts made me feel a bit tipsy;
    So pointed her wit,
    I read every bit,
    From the clever keypad of wry Bitsy.

  5. admin Says:

    If only that Bitsy girl was a real person!

  6. Shelly in Austin Says:

    I think I should have gone with “key board.” What’s a keypad?

  7. kate Says:

    Along with Bitsy
    On great adventures we go
    With wit and clever grace

    Not quite a haiku, but the 6 syllables sound better to my ear than the 5. Let me know when you have the new site up.

  8. pillowprincess Says:

    dearest bitsy:

    donde esta scotch straight up?
    is it gone, like yer new pup?
    where can i find it, what’s the site?
    i need something to read tonight.
    with wine wine wine wine

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